Mr Naughty and Mr Nice plunked themselves down at a little restaurant just outside of a dance studio when a leggy-lookin’ stunner in stockings walked into the restaurant. After convincing her to sit down with them (honestly didn’t take much) she soon confessed that yes, she is a dancer… but it’s definitely not the ballerina kind. Unless there was a memo out that we didn’t know of, ballerinas don’t usually go naked and “off everything”, as she so quickly put it. This bitch confessed to have just had sex a mere “10 minutes ago”, too. We aint makin’ this shit up.
So just what do you pray-hell do with a damsel like this? Th-fuckma-askin’ that for? Ya fuck her as soon as possible, of course! Throw her in the bath back at the villa, dry that horny bitch off then defile her further. Duh. It’s just how these guys roll. Welcome to Thailand, where all the urban legends you’ve heard about are all actually 110% true.
